Chuck Norris Tells You To Vote Republican...Or Else

It does not matter who you are, when Chuck Norris feels he has to warn you about something, you sit up and take notice.

After all, this is Chuck Norris. This is a man who plays Russian roulette with a fully-loaded revolver...and wins. A man who discovered cold fusion by pouring two beers into one glass.

A man who proves there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures he has allowed to live.

So when he tells you should vote, you should probably go and grab your polling card right now. That's right, Chuck and his wife Gene Norris want to make sure that you exercise your democratic rights this November. 

Not sure who to vote for? Don't worry, because well-known Republican Chuck and his wife have all the answers.

As they explain: "It is estimated that in the 2008 election, 30 million evangelical Christians stayed home on voting day and Obama won the election by 10 million votes. We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse."

So there you have it. Vote for the GOP or risk the wrath of Chuck Norris. Well, I am not even American or particularly Christian, but I am totally convinced.

After all, this is a man...ah, you get the point.

Unfortunately, I seem to be the only one. The ad has only attracted 40,000 views since it was launched a few days ago.