Who said sheep are dumb? After struggling to work, spilling tea over myself and generally feeling like I have been run over, it is fair to say that I am not enjoying the best of days.
Plus today is also my birthday, which would normally be a cause for celebration, but at my age it feels more like a cause for concern.
With so many conflicting emotions, it is hard to sum up exactly how I feel. I just don't have the words, the strength, the will. Plus it is the morning.
Well, this sheep manages to convey exactly how I feel in about three seconds.
Don't believe me? Listen for yourself. It may only be a humble sheep, but it conveys more emotion in one bloodcurdling scream than Nic Cage has done in his entire career.
Hollywood, sign him up now!