And in 'comedian' and 'juggler' David Hirschi, we definitely have the real deal.
Hirschi, aka 'Slim Chance', has a voice that sounds like Boss Hogg's dim-witted half-brother, the comic timing of a breeze block and jokes even Jimmy Carr would not use.
However, in every sense of the word, his local ad for Surplus Sales, in Florida, is comedy gold.
Watch for yourself and find out why.
The ad was launched last year, but after being featured on BuzzFeed recently, we are expecting a resurgence.