Top 15 Dog Virals That Make You Glad You Have A Cat

Man’s best friend? Who are you kidding? Think about it, if your best mate chewed up your sofa, slobbered everywhere and then relieved themselves on your shag pile, would you reward it with a biscuit?

Sure, dogs can be great companions - just as long as your idea of a ‘great companion’ is picking up their crap in a plastic bag from a frozen field. You don’t get that hassle with cats. 

Cats are nice and clean; they take care of themselves. You don’t have to spend your entire time worrying about whether your cat has somehow demolished your neighbour’s back garden.

But with dogs you do. In fact, Fido is so rubbish they don’t even make better virals than their feline rivals, or do they?

Here are 15 reasons why cats really are better than dogs, through the medium of video.

15. They talk too much (and have annoying voices) 

14. They are lazy

13. They are rubbish at beatboxing

12. They have been seduced by the dark side of the Force

11. They don’t like football

10. They can’t dance and they wear skirts

9. They steal skateboards

8. Because you need to build a machine just to sate their annoying thirst to fetch balls

7. Because they will eat anything  - even if it’s not there

6. They are party poopers (and have names like Simon)

5. They are dumb

4. Dogs are really dumb

3. They are really, really dumb

2. They are really, really, really dumb

1. Words fail us

Comments

[Col Ashwin]

The dog with the balloons is the best!

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Top 15 dog virals that make you glad you have a dog